Our Dear Professor,
I am not sure if you’re able to check social media while inside the prison but we all know you’re the scapegoat for all the ‘sex-hungry’ lecturers in Nigerian tertiary institutions. What a pity!
You’ve just ruined over 3 decades of an academic career because of ‘5 rounds’ with Monica Osagie, your postgraduate student at the Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife, Osun state of Nigeria.
Professor, I cannot imagine your trauma plus psychological meltdown as I am writing this open letter to you. I am sure your wife, children, relations, and colleagues are not happy with your present situation.
Sadly, your head shall be used to break the coconut and to warn other randy and shameless lecturers to keep their rods safely under their pants.
Sir, let me quickly remind you of this Aristotle’s quote in Latin, “Amicus Plato, sed magis amica veritas”, meaning, “Plato is my friend, but truth is a better friend. ”
Without any iota of doubt, the bitter truth is that you unconsciously disappointed many people and you’re now like an abandoned orphan.
I cannot even shed a crocodile tears to mourn your unfortunate descent from hero to zero.
Any reasonable person with an undiluted modicum of decorum must surely cringe with an unbridled opprobrium after hearing the leaked audio of your sexual transaction with Miss Monica Osagie.
Professor, I am sure you’re aware of how one Monica Lewinsky nearly destroyed the political career of former American President William Jefferson Clinton, popularly known as Bill Clinton. I won’t tell you that Clinton’s original surname was Blythe. That’s another long story, not relevant to this open letter.
Sir, will you write a prison diary after your release like Lord Jeffrey Archer? Will you tell us about the treatment behind bars?
Did any prisoner force you to ‘Toshiba’ for the big boss inside the prison?
Let me explain ‘Toshiba’ to you in simple terms, you must constantly provide ‘fresh air’ for the most senior prisoner behind the bar.
I first heard of the word ‘Toshiba’ when my former high school teacher(Baba Shomoye) used 4 police officers to arrest me in Abeokuta as a teenager. I was unlawfully detained in a filthy police station and not in a proper prison. My late sweet mother later came to negotiate for my release. My crime?Long story to explain to you right now.
Baba Shomoye who once threatened to hit me with his ‘spiritually-fortified’ ring died about 10 years ago in Abeokuta but he also impregnated my classmate before his death.
I won’t tell you this beautiful young girl was once my ‘crush’ as a teenager.
Nobody was bold enough to challenge Baba Shomoye after ‘raping’ this girl but I courageously wrote it on our chalkboard and instantly became a ‘marked’ student for Baba Shomoye’s wrath.
Professor, I won’t ask if you intended to use ‘direct entry’ method to navigate Monica’s main campus, not my business to provoke you with a silly question. Pardon me, Sir.
To be honest, five rounds not really good for your health at your age, unless you’re using aphrodisiacs like Viagra, Ponkriyon, Sobonton,Mawoboniran, Kick and start, Digboluja, Opa-eyin, Aleko, Chinese capsules and many others.
My anger boiled like the surging waves against the restive bank of a deserted river when you shamelessly demanded ‘5 rounds’ of sexual intercourse.
You’re not only greedy but that was the zenith of insanity. Don’t you see Monica’s slim frame? How can she absorb ‘5 rounds’ of ‘collabo’ with you? But why? Are you not a Pastor?
I learnt Monica Osagie and her boyfriend asked you for money after sending you the recorded audio but you vehemently rejected the offer. That was the reason they blew the story on social media to tarnish your image.
Professor Akindele, you only know your true friends when you’re in a deep sh*t of life. That’s a bitter experience for you.
Permit me to drag you down the memory lane. I am sure you’ve heard about Oscar Wilde before today.
Oscar Wilde was an Irish playwright, poet and distinguished writer of the 19th century; brilliant, handsome, witty and smart.
He was accused of sodomy otherwise known as homosexuality, persecuted, traumatised, ostracised and jailed.
Wilde kicked the bucket as a frustrated soul at the age of 46 on 30th November 1900, in France.
Right now, many European countries have legalised same-sex marriage and no longer a crime against humanity.
On his first voyage to New York on January 3, 1882, Oscar Wilde proudly told the American immigration and customs officers, “I have nothing to declare except my genius.”
Oscar Wilde also quipped, “I can resist everything except temptation.”
Professor Richard Akindele, you failed to resist the temptation of that ‘devilish’ Monica Osagie. You stupidly fell into her booby trap!
During my university education in Nigeria in the 1990s, I knew many ‘braindead’ ladies who used their bodies to get marks from randy lecturers and many of them cannot defend their certificates till today. That’s the irony of life. That’s an open secret in many higher institutions in Nigeria.
Professor Akindele, I hope you will come out stronger after the whole trial and never to attempt suicide because when there is life, there is hope.
For now, you remain a reference point in ‘sexploitation’ of female students on Nigerian campuses but you can still emerge from the ashes of this scandal like a proverbial phoenix.
Let the urbanised rodents pass the urgent message to their rural four-legged creatures that it is no longer ‘business-as-usual’ for lecturers to demand sex before passing female students in Nigerian tertiary institutions.
Without blowing my own vuvuzela, I remain the only authentic Egunmogaji of Nigerian Bloggers and a crusader for a better society.
Sir, I hope you will accept the contents of my open letter with an open mind because I am not here to cast the first stone.
Yours faithfully,
Comrade Dare Lasisi
Acting Vice-Chancellor,
University of Sambisa,
PMB 420 Badagry,
Lagos
Nigeria,
West Africa,
Africa,
Northern Hemisphere.
